The worst part of leaving home is saying goodbye to the dogs. Just hugged Jacksie for half an hour while crying.
Life protip: saying goodbye to dogs is the worst thing you will ever have to do, so offset it by saying hello to every dog you see.
When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend
i’m an enormous fan of the way jeremy renner keeps dropping shade on whedon for clint’s role in avengers
i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it
stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal for breakfast